Solutions

1. An eight week meditation course will cause the amygdala, associated with fear and other emotions, to shrink while the prefrontal cortex associated with awareness, concentration and decision-making, will thicken. 2. Jim Carrey’s childhood was flipped upside down when his father lost his job as an accountant. The family was struggling to make ends meet. The family had been living out of a van. Therefore, to help out, Jim Carrey quit school, as soon as he turned 16, and began working as a janitor in a factory. 3. If two pieces of the same metal touch in space they will permanently...

1. If cops pull up, I put that crack in my crack. 2. I just went hunting, I found me some rabbits, I picked out the carrots. 3. Take em boys to school, swagonometry. 4. I look good as your dad on a Friday. 5. I got old hundreds they wrinkled like a Shar Pei. Oh and an honourable mention: 6. No homo we smokin penises.

This is what the snacks see every night when the clock strikes 12. I need help. Someone save me.   

Scientific research has shown that 96.7% of the population see Mountain Dew!!! “Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.” - Albert Einstein